so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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