someone threw a dead crab at me
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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