Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
