I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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