Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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