their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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