He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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