I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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