omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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