so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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