Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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