sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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