i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
His hands were made for my vagina.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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