What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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