I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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