Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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