Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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