Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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