found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
