your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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