Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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