Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
As shirtless as possible
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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