i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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