My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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