before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We got so high we made milksteak
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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