Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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