i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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