you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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