Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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