Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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