is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it hurts more in the daytime
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
