Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sorry my hands just texted you
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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