Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i permit you to call me
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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