no, he came in my armpit
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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