I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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