Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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