can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you told grandpa to call you daddy
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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