We won't sleep together?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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