Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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