ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
