Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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