Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
