You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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