I'm so fucking centered right now
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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