38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
handjob tips. give me some.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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