I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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