we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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