fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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