I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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