is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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