I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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