just tell him i said nine months
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
her facebook's as public as her vagina
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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