Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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