I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You were trust falling into bushes
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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