none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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