Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
