covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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