Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I seem to have left my pride at pride
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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