This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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